I love poopsicle so much. It really is the best ice cream that I have ever tasted. The biggest surprise for me was how much my husband loves it. He even wants me to shit on him when we make LOVE now!
ANONYMOUS
It's a SHITCOIN. DO NOT BUY. I repeat DO NOT BUY!
SatoSHIT
I feel like I’ve seen this whitepaper before. I’m not sure from where tho.
CZ
The whitepaper is amazing. I believe it is written in Latin. Absolute language of intelligence.
ELONGATE MUSK
Take that first spoonful of *ass cream* and before you know it, you're at the bottom of your container.
KAREN
How to go from Rags to Riche$ with $POOP:
We developed a way to eliminate all the alt-coin waste from the Orbit into pumpable goodies that can be APEd over and over again. Of course, we have a special process that allows us to maintain all the HYPE in the $POOP and keep everything $rich and MOON-y.
BUILDING A MOON ASSet:
We'd like to work closely with local shitcoins and develop a new system to mint assets directly on the moon. The operation will obviously be the most environmentally friendly since we’re not burning fuel like crazy, you feel me?!
IN-HOUSE PRODUCTION:
We built the BIGGEST and the BADDEST state-of-the-art facility to better control the quality as well as the production of our poopsicles. We create our mixes from scratch with the shit that we consume daily and that makes every flavor an extremely unique out-of-body experience.
